I’m on day 7, What day are you on?

(No, it’s not about Prilosec OTC, it's about needing lots of Imodium and always knowing the location of the closest restroom)

So this is the entry where I lose my faithful readers (…both of them). I really didn’t want to write this entry. I expected these kinds of problems on the trip, but 7 days is a long time. I’ve become so increasingly frustrated that I need to vent to someone besides my traveling companions.

So here goes:

Will this ailment ever go away?
Why doesn’t the medicine work?
Do people just live with this long term?
Why are the bathrooms so far away?
Why are the bathrooms so dark when the electricity is off?
Who says candlelight always makes things romantic?
Can someone send me softer toilet tissue?